Camaro, a hero's tale

"Jake The Skull" (WishIhadaHolden)
11/04/2013 at 14:02 • Filed to: None

"We just don't need you anymore."

The year was 2002. The General had decided that it's small sports car, Mr. Camaro, was no longer necessary in this modern world. " But what about Mr. Mustang?", Camaro asked, "who will be here to fight him?" " That battle will no longer be necessary, we have word that Ford will no longer be needing their sports car as well. We're sorry, Camaro. We're so sorry." Mr. Camaro was to be put alsumber, to return when America and the General needed him most. It was a dark time in the land of freedom. People were buying more economical cars. What's worse, young kids had seen The Fast and The Furious. Small Japanese cars were duking it out on the streets. 8 cylinders were no longer "in", it was all about the four bangers. And so, Mr. Camaro went into hiding. But Ford didn't pull out, realizing the General had put down it's guns, Ford claimed victory. Or did they?

"Camaro....Camaro wake up. It's time."

"What...what year is it?" Camaro's headlights slowly went from dim to bright. "It's 2006, welcome back son."

"General, is that you?!" " Yes Camaro, and it is time. We need you." The Mustang had been terrorizing the streets. For four years, with no challengers, the Mustang ruled over all the nation, and the world. "We can't take it anymore Camaro, the world needs you to fight Mr. Mustang again!"

"Well let's go then!" Roared Camaro. "You aren't ready..." a quiet voice entered the conversation"
"What do you mean I'm not ready?! I've battled Mustang for years! I can defeat him!"
"No, you can't." Retorted the voice. "Just look at the Mustang..." Indeed, Camaro wasn't ready. Mustang had a new look, more power. It was stronger, faster. Camaro had work to do.
"You need to bulk up Camaro, and for God's sake change your look! What is this, 1994?" "Go downstairs. They'll help you there." Camaro, wheezing through dust he'd collected over the last four years, moved to the development center, where he was greeted by a familiar face.

"Oh my God! Corvette...is that you?! You look beautiful!" "Thanks," a female voice responded. "I can't say the same about you. You need help, and that's why I'm here." I'm going to show you a thing or two I learned while battling the Europeans. Invaluable things that will help you dominate Mr. Mustang."

"He needs a new heart." Rang out the General. "And show him how to corner."
"You got it, boss!" Corvette responded. And so, they got to work....

To be continued...(because work.)

DISCUSSION (20)

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 14:08

........this. is. AMAZING! Is it sad that I desperately want to read more? I want the story to continue!

offroadkarter > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 14:08

and Mr. Camaro came back, covered in plastic with a zillion blindspots. 3 weeks after hitting the streets, he was recalled for an electrical harness issue

the end

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 14:14

This is awesome, man I was disappointed when the Camaro went away. Funny that the Camaro comes back when the Firebird didn't...yet the Firebird is the Phoenix, which is all about re-birth.

Please write more! We're on the

Kinja'd!!!

of our seats. (So is Mr. Mustang wondering how he's about to be defeated...or his he clueless?)

POD > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 14:20

This is fantadtic!

Kugelblitz > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 15:12

I bet Mr. Mustang is going to be SO SURPRISED!

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 15:34

This is pretty great, even though I like the current gen Mustang a lot more than the current gen Camaro.

1337HPMustang > Jake The Skull
11/04/2013 at 16:21

Camaro's gaze wandered onto Corvette's rear end as she turned to look at some schematics. The four pipe centered exhaust made the oil rush to Camaro's block. Slowly, his magnetic ride dampers stiffened, he was unable to leave sport mode...

Jake The Skull > 1337HPMustang
11/04/2013 at 16:25

I hate it when I go into sport mode in Church